i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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