She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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