dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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