True but thats because hes a fetus.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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