Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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