you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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