Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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