Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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