you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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