So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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