Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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