This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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