And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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