I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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