k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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