what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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