i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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