So gin and wine won't be happening again
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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