Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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