you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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