BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
no you cant smoke seaweed
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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