Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single