Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Houston, we have a blender
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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