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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?

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  By definition I think it does.

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  So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Little spoons don't ask big questions

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?

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