I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.