Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.