whats a polygalesbian?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait