kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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