I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
