Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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