i just google imaged poop.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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