Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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