we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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