Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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