it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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