The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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