I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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