I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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