Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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