i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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