chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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