shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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