There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you win again, gameday.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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