I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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