Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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