You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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