she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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