Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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