i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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