My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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