I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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