your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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