why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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