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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room

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  Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this

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• (323): View more from California

  literally had 100 drinks last night.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.

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• (716): View more from New York

  can you take me to a tanning bed

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  sure, why though?

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  i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  "I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken

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  "Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon

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  Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found

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• (925): View more from California

  I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.

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