Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.