what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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