It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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