i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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